Mark Driscoll With Preacher Qualifying

Posted by Ken Silva ∙ May 10, 2012 ∙ In Satire

Apprising Ministries real could wonder: is this a new game show, or maybe a mixed martial arts contest. Find out here. View article →

Megachurch Pastrix Apologizes

Posted by Ken Silva ∙ May 6, 2012 ∙ In Satire

It could happen. Apprising Ministries alerts you that women pastors are the next wave coming into mainstream evangelicalism. View article →

Video: Joel Osteen Exposed 2012 – Word Faith Prosperity Stars

Posted by Ken Silva ∙ April 14, 2012 ∙ In Satire

Apprising Ministries brings you this semi-staire video, which also has some strong teaching from John MacArthur and Paul Washer against the spiritually bankrupt Word Faith prosperity of the heretical Joel Osteen. View article →

Man Detained for Carrying Bible into Megachurch

Posted by Ken Silva ∙ March 31, 2012 ∙ In Satire

Apprising Ministries has what could be a most shocking story. Who would have thought it might even come to this? View article →

The Paranormal Bible

Posted by Ken Silva ∙ March 30, 2012 ∙ In Satire

With tongue placed firmly in cheek, Apprising Ministries brings you news of yet another new Bible translation. View article →

Evangullible

Posted by Ken Silva ∙ March 19, 2012 ∙ In Satire

In these times of growing apostasy and postmodern confusion Apprising Ministries continues helping you to broaden your vocabulary. View article →

Saddleback "Haters" To Hold Major Conference

Posted by Ken Silva ∙ March 14, 2012 ∙ In Satire

Apprising Ministries catches wind of rumors of unusual conference. View article →

The E.T. Bible: Authorized Intergalactic Version 1.0

Posted by Ken Silva ∙ March 13, 2012 ∙ In Satire

With all the superstition and syncretism spreading within contemporary evangelicalism, Apprising Ministries thinks something like this really may not be satire for long. View article →

Rick Warren Reaches Out To Extraterrestrials

Posted by Ken Silva ∙ March 9, 2012 ∙ In Satire

Maybe it’s time for a call to God’s favorite Ghostbuster Tom Horn after-all? Apprising Ministries can’t help but wonder about something like this.

Who knows, maybe Rick Warren really will try to spread his deeds not creeds mythology throughout the universe. View article →

Attractional Megachurch Tithing Security Force In Action

Posted by Ken Silva ∙ March 7, 2012 ∙ In Satire

Apprising Ministries with some satire that might be a bit too real. View article →

Evanschultzical

Posted by Ken Silva ∙ March 1, 2012 ∙ In Satire

Apprising Ministries fills you in as to what makes one and evanschultzical in this post. View article →

Evangostrich

Posted by Ken Silva ∙ February 22, 2012 ∙ In Satire

Once again, with syncretism spreading we really do need new words in order to communicate in today’s church visible. Apprising Ministries continues to broaden your vocabulary in this piece. View article →

Evangelephant

Posted by Ken Silva ∙ February 22, 2012 ∙ In Satire ∙ Elephant Room

With syncretism spreading we really do need new words in order to communicate in today’s church visible. Apprising Ministries continues to broaden your vocabulary in this piece. View article →

Mystica Scriptura

Posted by Ken Silva ∙ February 20, 2012 ∙ In Satire

Apprising Ministries has been warning you of spiritual gurus and other evangelical superstitions which are growing in Christendom as contemplative mysticism becomes the rule.

So now unicorns and dragons and another foolish approach to God’s Word in the Bible. View article →

SBC President Responds To Ken Silva’s Criticism Of Southern Baptist Convention

Posted by Ken Silva ∙ February 20, 2012 ∙ In Satire

Apprising Ministries says just wait until you see the reaction. View article →

Wretched: Islamic TV Satire – Shariah Law & Order?

Posted by Ken Silva ∙ February 15, 2012 ∙ In Satire

Apprising Ministries provides the video clip. View article →

Seeker Driven Prophet Pastors And Their New Goggles

Posted by Ken Silva ∙ February 11, 2012 ∙ In Satire

Apprising Ministries provides a little reductio ad absurdum that now attractional seeker driven pastors can see what really most important in their little self-made kingdoms. View article →

How Shepherds Use Sheep With Narcigesis, Plura Scriptura And Sola Experientia

By Ken Silva ∙ February 8, 2012 ∙ In Satire

Apprising Ministries with an illustration of how shepherds can use the sheep that you really have to see in this post to believe.

First Speaker For Elephant Room 3 Announced

Posted by Ken Silva ∙ February 4, 2012 ∙ In Satire ∙ Elephant Room

Seriously? Apprising Ministries alerts you to the shocking video clip in this post here.

“Trinitarian” T.D. Jakes At Bromance ER2

Posted by Ken Silva ∙ January 27, 2012 ∙ In Satire ∙ Elephant Room

Apprising Ministries has been saying all along that the contemporary evangelical community is largely becoming it’s own parody.

Now some reductio ad absurdum, which is sadly all too true with the Elephant Room participants.

Exclusive Footage Of Pre-Elephant Room 2 Dinner

Posted by Ken Silva ∙ January 26, 2012 ∙ In Satire ∙ Elephant Room

Apprising Ministries has this rather shocking footage right here.

Ken Silva Visits Elephant Room 2

Posted by Ken Silva ∙ January 25, 2012 ∙ In Satire ∙ Elephant Room

Apprising Ministries shows you it didn’t go well…

Apprising Exclusive Photo Of Spirit Moving At Code Orange Revival

By Ken Silva ∙ January 23, 2012 ∙ In Satire

Apprising Ministries has it right here.

Preview Of Code Orange Revival Message Of T.D. Jakes

By Ken Silva ∙ January 20, 2012 ∙ In Satire

An inside source gives Apprising Ministries the incredible scoop in this video clip.

Glenn Beck With Larry King On Mormonism

By Ken Silva ∙ January 20, 2012 ∙ In Satire

Apprising Ministries with the shocking video clip here.