(Churchwatch Central) Move over sneaky squid! There’s a new archaic aquatic antagonist in town and it’s possessing and demonising NARismatics like never before. Thankfully, NARpostle Jennifer LeClaire has received divinely inspired new revelation from God to set people free.
Has LeClaire’s ‘NARismania’ become the equivalent to the ‘blonde joke’? Many are familiar with these blonde jokes, based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman.
How did the blonde kill a bird? She threw it off a cliff. How did the blonde kill a fish? She drowned it.
In the New Apostolic Reformation (NAR) cult, Jennifer LeClaire takes anti-intellectualism to a whole new level with LeClaire’s upcoming release of a new book titled ‘The Spiritual Warrior’s Guide to Defeating Water Spirits: Overcoming Demons that Twist, Suffocate, and Attack God’s Purposes for Your Life‘. After the public outcry she received for her claim of divine revelation about dealing with ‘sneaky squids’ in her Charisma article “When the Sneaky Squid Spirit Starts Stalking You”, LeClaire has strangely avoided mentioning this notorious spiritual squid.
This is part of the book description on Amazon.Com, (emphasis ours):
“From Python, to Leviathan, to Triton to Rahab and beyond, spiritual warriors are feeling the effects of water spirits but often don’t know how to combat these evil forces.”
Whether or not she is indicating she will write about her ‘sneaky squid’ under the category of ‘beyond’ is yet to be seen. In this latest book Jennifer LeClaire references Triton (a son of Poseidon described as a demigod of the sea with the lower part of his body like that of a fish) – a marine spirit that apparently needs to be drowned! This is an image LeClaire is using for an upcoming intensive on ‘Drowning Marine Spirits’: