Just Say No to Low-Flow Showerheads

“The Biden Administration aggressively targeted everyday appliances like gas stoves, water heaters, washing machines, furnaces, dishwashers, and more, waging war on the reliable tools Americans depend on daily. These appliances worked perfectly fine before Biden’s meddling piled on convoluted regulations that made those appliances worse.”

(Nate Jackson – The Patriot Post) “Low flow? Well, I don’t like the sound of that,” a skeptical Cosmo Kramer replied after hearing the news that his apartment’s superintendent was having the showerheads changed. That classic “Seinfeld” episode hilariously illustrated a very real problem President Donald Trump hopes to fix. [Watch the Seinfeld video clip on the site.]

Indeed, Kramer’s fears came true. “These showers are horrible!” he indignantly hollers to Jerry Seinfeld as they both stand there with greasy, matted hair. “There’s no pressure! I can’t get the shampoo out of my hair!” Eventually, Jerry, Kramer, and Newman turn to a guy selling black-market showerheads out of the trunk of his car.

Leave it to government bureaucrats to make comedy not very funny in real life.

Fortunately, the president has a great sense of humor and a plan to fix the problem. “I like to take a nice shower to take care of my beautiful hair,” Trump joked as he prepared to sign an executive order on the subject. “I have to stand in the shower for 15 minutes until it gets wet. It comes out — drip, drip, drip. It’s ridiculous. And what you do is you end up washing your [hair] five times longer.” View article →

 

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