You may recall that at the recently concluded Passion 2013 conference Louis Giglio brought in Jesus Culture, a ministry of Bill Johnson’s Bethel Church, to lead worship.
Apprising Ministries has shown you that NAR Apostlette Cindy Jaoobs is a spiritual mother to Jesus Culture. In this video clip she makes a candid admission.
Apprising Ministries brings you some reductio ad absurdum concerning the way evangelical prophet-leaders like Steven Furtick turn the Gospel backward.
Lee Duigon, contributing editor with the Chalcedon Foundation, has written a tongue-in-cheek article that shares some of the newest Bible versions that, in this time of compromise, may one day arrive on book store shelves. One such version is the Self-Esteem Bible that is “guaranteed to give you a warm glow every time you look into the mirror to pray.”
Apprising Ministries has just now intercepted a most shocking interstellar transmission as you’ll see in this exclusive video clip.
Apprising Ministries brings you exclusive video of an audacious dream-off between Seeker Driven prophet-leader Steven Furtick and SNL’s Stuart Smalley.
As spiritual darkness grows within broader evangelicalism, Apprising Ministries believes this satire makes an important point.
Apprising Ministries brings you a video clip that we feel you must see to believe. Satire that hits way close too close to reality for a supposed evangelical pastor.
You say you’re tired of hearing about how God’s a veritable Chatty Cathy with others, but He doesn’t seem to be speaking directly to you.
Well, Apprising Ministries brings you a Seeker Driven leader who claims to know a fool-proof way to hear from God and to know where He’s working.
Apprising Ministries brings you this must-read segment from what could be a new Bible translation.
Apprising Ministries says now you’ll know truth concerning progressive emergent heretics like Tony Jones and his “pastor” Doug Pagitt.
Apprising Ministries with this latest scoop and some shocking truth?
We live in a time where doctrinal lines are being blurred at warp speed. Apprising Ministries with an important reminder in these days of growing syncretism.
Apprising Ministries real could wonder: is this a new game show, or maybe a mixed martial arts contest. Find out here.
It could happen. Apprising Ministries alerts you that women pastors are the next wave coming into mainstream evangelicalism.
Apprising Ministries brings you this semi-staire video, which also has some strong teaching from John MacArthur and Paul Washer against the spiritually bankrupt Word Faith prosperity of the heretical Joel Osteen.
Apprising Ministries has what could be a most shocking story. Who would have thought it might even come to this?
With tongue placed firmly in cheek, Apprising Ministries brings you news of yet another new Bible translation.
In these times of growing apostasy and postmodern confusion Apprising Ministries continues helping you to broaden your vocabulary.
Herescope defines another neologism, rhema scriptura:
- The teaching that all things in Scripture are not self-contained, sufficient, plain or complete as written, but that in compensation for Scripture’s insufficiency, a new Word from God is needed for this generation and now being delivered by self-appointed and self-anointed apostles and prophets (or other mystics), whose spoken words (i.e., rhēma) now supersede, override or render obsolete that which is written in the Bible – the faith which was once delivered to the saints (Jude 1:3b).
Apprising Ministries catches wind of rumors of unusual conference.
With all the superstition and syncretism spreading within contemporary evangelicalism, Apprising Ministries thinks something like this really may not be satire for long.
Herescope defines another neologism. Here is an excerpt:
In a piecemeal fashion, seeking out random Bible verses (i.e., “proof texts”) and selfishly ascribing a privatized spiritual meaning to them even while being oblivious to the obvious meaning of the text; then, in numbed oblivion to the text’s obvious meaning, applying the patchwork of Bible verses to any life situation deemed personally appropriate, especially to soothe one’s emotions, forecast one’s future, drive one’s purpose in life, discover one’s destiny, determine God’s will, etc.
Maybe it’s time for a call to God’s favorite Ghostbuster Tom Horn after-all? Apprising Ministries can’t help but wonder about something like this.
Who knows, maybe Rick Warren really will try to spread his deeds not creeds mythology throughout the universe.
Apprising Ministries with some satire that might be a bit too real.
Apprising Ministries fills you in as to what makes one and evanschultzical in this post.